Top 10 Signs That It’s Time to Sell Your Home

10. You can’t make any improvements to the exterior of your home without getting approval from the Board of Historic Monuments.

9. Your bathroom is a lovely shade of avocado green — from the first time it was in style.

8. You have to move the furniture to see the carpet’s original color.

7. You haven’t visited the other half of the house in six months.

6. All the children’s rooms are now guest bedrooms.

5. Your phone number is on your plumber’s speed dial.

4. The plumber’s phone number is on your speed dial.

3. The swing set in the backyard has sprouted roots.

2. You can’t get any appliances repaired because “they stopped making those parts years ago.”

And the Number 1 sign that it’s Time to Sell Your Home…

1. When you bought your house, you lived in the country. Now you’re surrounded by high rises.